Hey, now I'm making Beer Stencil Paintings!
They're made just like the Breakfast Paintings, but they are about the elixir of the gods.
You can even choose what you'd like the painting should say! Woo!
(Please keep the slogan to under 24 characters, if you don't choose a slogan,
the default is "You Need A Beer")
Beer Painting (US/Canada)
$25 (+7.50 S&H)
BREAKFAST IS POWER! A bunch of silly paintings about breakfast.
I first made a bunch of these for the breakfast joint near me in
Boulder, but it seems
like a lot of folks enjoy these, so I'm going to make the breakfast
paintings available
for a little while here in the store! These are painted with hand-made
wooden stencils, so each
one will be a little different and special!
Each painting is on 8"x8"x1/2" MDF, with a hanging wire and signature
on the back.
Please indicate in the "Note For Chris?" field which design(s) you
would like!
Breakfast Painting (US/Canada)
$30 (+7.50 S&H)
Breakfast Painting (Worldwide)
$30 (+12 S&H)
THE MONOCULARS WORLD TOUR 2009 POSTER (limited edition)
Oh dear god, the
Monoculars (aka Ovsepian, Gebremarium and Pupillo) are taking
the planet by
sonic storm this spring and summer! If they are actually able to
deliver on this ridiculously
ambitious city list and retain all the support personnel, I will be
impressed. The Monoculars
asked me to design a ultra-nice poster for their tour and I agreed.
Mensa The Menacer helped!
This print looks so sweet in person guys. It is like candy.
22"x11" extremely vibrant, high-resolution archival prints on 48lb. UV
gloss stock,
Very Limited Edition of 64, signed by the artists and aliens, and
numbered. Shipped rolled loosely in a rectangular box. And comes with
random Monocular stickers!
The Monoculars World Tour 2009 Poster (US/Canada)
$19.50 (+6.50 S&H)
By far one of the most popular things on my convention tables, I've
made the lil' wooden Ghosts available again for a limited time online,
in lovingly selected assortments of six or thirteen. Perfect for the
holidays
or hoarding yourself -edit- Due to sheer demand, miniGhosts are hanging
out for a while longer.
Grab some while you can! What will you get? Pirate or Ninja? Beaver or
Nerd? Moustachio or Constipated?? All of them? Who knows! But aren't
they cute and awesome??
Painted MDF (most ghosts are approximately 1"x.75"x.50")
That's right! I'm now making irresistable cute little magnets for your
fridge, file cabinet, or Ferrari! And these are no ordinary fridge
magnets - each one is hand-made out of wood (by me, Chris) and has a
super-strong Neodymium magnet affixed to the back. They make a really
satisfying "snap" when they get near the metal, and will surely be
excellent for holding up chinese menus, report cards, and Aunt Irene's
chowder recipe. As well as other things perhaps! Available now.
SUPERMAGNET ITEMS OF LUCK ACTION FUN PACK (NEW!)
You get all six hand-made Items of Luck magnets! They are magically
delicious.
$15 (+2.75 S&H)
SUPERMAGNET ITEMS OF FORCE ACTION FUN PACK (NEW!)
You get three hand-made Items of Force magnets! And one mystery magnet!
$12 (+2.75 S&H)
SUPERMAGNET DIALOGUE BALLOON ACTION FUN PACK (NEW!)
You get three hand-made blank dialogue balloon magnets! Make your
fridge photos talk! Plus one mystery magnet!
$10 (+2.75 S&H)
SUPERMAGNET SLUG ACTION FUN PACK
You get three hand-made slug magnets and one mystery magnet! Ooo!
Random color assortment. But don't worry, they'll all the best colors.
$12 (+2.75 S&H)
SUPERMAGNET TOOTY TOOTY ACTION FUN PACK
You get all three secondary Visitors (Ovsepian, Gebremarium, and
Pupillo), Mr. Snake and one mystery magnet! Cool!
Do you believe in Tooty Tooty?
$16 (+2.75 S&H)
This exercise in graphic information conveyance is partially applying
subway map style semiotics to the Interstate System, and partially
illustrating the centrial arteries of the country. It is also neat-o to
look at.
16"x20" lovely, high-resolution archival prints on 35lb. coated matte
paper, Edition of 1000, signed and numbered.
THE EISENHOWER INTERSTATE SYSTEM (Simplified) PRINT $12 (+6.50
S&H) USPS PRIORITY MAIL (US/Canada)
Please allow 1-2 weeks for shipping on this item.
THE EISENHOWER INTERSTATE SYSTEM (Simplified) PRINT $12 (+10
S&H) USPS INT'L AIR (Worldwide)
Please allow 2-5 weeks for shipping on this item.
The Poop Sign is such a sophmoric silly thing, but oh how everyone
seems to enjoy it! Inspired by this
comic starring Box-Head and myself, these professionally made
vinyl & aluminum Poop Signs are 8" wide and come with
double-stick tape on the back, so they're ready to be mounted anywhere
you might need a Poop Sign! Don't miss out on this amazing opportunity,
because a Poop Sign will be the holiday gift that everyone will
remember and delight in!
"It looks like a stop sign but it says poop instead
of stop! It's crazy!"
POOP SIGNS ARE NOW AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY AT POOPSIGN.COM
This Wonderful Stuff is Copyright Chris Yates 2004-08
