Oh man I've been making a bunch more silly paintings about breakfast and due to popular demand,
I am making stencil-painted editions available now!
I will make no more than TWENTY remakes of each design, then I will retire the stencil.

Each painting will be signed and numbered on the back and ready to hang.
These are hand-made and each one will be a little different due to the process.

Please keep in mind these are made as they are ordered, so allow for 1-3 weeks for shipping within the US/Canada.
International orders will receive a follow-up email to determine additional shipping costs.



"Engage" Picard Painting

15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF - Special Edition of One

SOLD (5.21.10)






"There Are Four Lights" Picard Painting

15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF - Special Edition of One

SOLD (4.29.10)






"Make It So" Picard Painting

15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF - Special Edition of One

SOLD (4.30.10)






"COFFEE IS LOVE II" Breakfast Painting

15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY

FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING ON THIS ITEM FOR SOME CRAZY REASON

-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30-

$75 (+0 S&H)






"OBEY THE AVOCADO II" Breakfast Painting

15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY

-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30-

$75 (+24 S&H)






"KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR EGGS CLOSER" Breakfast Painting

15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY

-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30-

$75 (+24 S&H)






"CHERRY PI II" Breakfast Painting

15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY

-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30-

$75 (+24 S&H)






"TEA. EARL GREY. HOT." Breakfast Painting

15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY

-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30- (NOW ONLY 1 left)

$75 (+24 S&H)






"BREAKFAST IS POWER II" Breakfast Painting

15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY

-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30- (4 left)

$75 (+24 S&H)






"WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR BACON" Breakfast Painting

15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY

-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30-

$75 (+24 S&H)






"AGENT ORANGE" Breakfast Painting

15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY

-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30-

$75 (+24 S&H)





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Hey, now I'm making Beer Stencil Paintings! They're made just like the Breakfast Paintings, but they are about the elixir of the gods. You can even choose what you'd like the painting should say! Woo! (Please keep the slogan to under 24 characters, if you don't choose a slogan, the default is "You Need A Beer")

Beer Painting (US/Canada)

SOLD OUT






BREAKFAST IS POWER! A bunch of silly paintings about breakfast.

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I first made a bunch of these for the breakfast joint near me in Boulder, but it seems like a lot of folks enjoy these, so I'm going to make the breakfast paintings available for a little while here in the store! These are painted with hand-made wooden stencils, so each one will be a little different and special!

Each painting is on 8"x8"x1/2" MDF, with a hanging wire and signature on the back. Please indicate in the "Note For Chris?" field which design(s) you would like!

Breakfast Painting (US/Canada)

SOLD OUT




Breakfast Painting (Worldwide)

SOLD OUT





THE MONOCULARS WORLD TOUR 2009 POSTER (limited edition)

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Oh dear god, the Monoculars (aka Ovsepian, Gebremarium and Pupillo) are taking the planet by sonic storm this spring and summer! If they are actually able to deliver on this ridiculously ambitious city list and retain all the support personnel, I will be impressed. The Monoculars asked me to design a ultra-nice poster for their tour and I agreed. Mensa The Menacer helped!

This print looks so sweet in person guys. It is like candy.

22"x11" extremely vibrant, high-resolution archival prints on 48lb. UV gloss stock, Very Limited Edition of 64, signed by the artists and aliens, and numbered. Shipped rolled loosely in a rectangular box. And comes with random Monocular stickers!

The Monoculars World Tour 2009 Poster (US/Canada)

SOLD OUT




The Monoculars World Tour 2009 Poster (Worldwide)

SOLD OUT







By far one of the most popular things on my convention tables, I've made the lil' wooden Ghosts available again for a limited time online, in lovingly selected assortments of six or thirteen. Perfect for the holidays or hoarding yourself -edit- MINIGHOSTS WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE UNTIL 12.6.09 - EXTREMELY LIMITED STOCK Grab some while you can! What will you get? Pirate or Ninja? Beaver or Nerd? Moustachio or Constipated?? All of them? Who knows! But aren't they cute and awesome??

SOLD OUT




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This exercise in graphic information conveyance is partially applying subway map style semiotics to the Interstate System, and partially illustrating the centrial arteries of the country. It is also neat-o to look at.

16"x20" lovely, high-resolution archival prints on 35lb. coated matte paper, Edition of 1000, signed and numbered.

SOLD OUT




The Poop Sign is such a sophmoric silly thing, but oh how everyone seems to enjoy it! Inspired by this comic starring Box-Head and myself, these professionally made vinyl & aluminum Poop Signs are 8" wide and come with double-stick tape on the back, so they're ready to be mounted anywhere you might need a Poop Sign! Don't miss out on this amazing opportunity, because a Poop Sign will be the holiday gift that everyone will remember and delight in!

"It looks like a stop sign but it says poop instead of stop! It's crazy!"

POOP SIGNS ARE NOW AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY AT POOPSIGN.COM


This Wonderful Stuff is Copyright Chris Yates 2004-08