By far one of the most popular things on my convention tables, I've made the lil' wooden Ghosts available again for a limited time online, in lovingly selected assortments of thirteen. Perfect for the holidays or hoarding yourself, miniGhosts will vanish again on December 15th. Grab some while you can! What will you get? Pirate or Ninja? Beaver or Nerd? Moustachio or Constipated?? Who knows! But aren't they cute??
Painted MDF (most ghosts are approximately 1"x.75"x.50")
----GHOSTS WILL RETURN IN THE SPRING----
That's right! I'm now making irresistable cute little magnets for your fridge, file cabinet, or Ferrari! And these are no ordinary fridge magnets - each one is hand-made out of wood (by me, Chris) and has a super-strong Neodymium magnet affixed to the back. They make a really satisfying "snap" when they get near the metal, and will surely be excellent for holding up chinese menus, report cards, and Aunt Irene's chowder recipe. As well as other things perhaps! Available now.
SUPERMAGNET SLUG ACTION FUN PACK
You get three hand-made slug magnets and one mystery magnet! Ooo!
Random color assortment. But don't worry, they'll all the best colors.
$12 (+2.75 S&H)
SUPERMAGNET TOOTY TOOTY ACTION FUN PACK
You get all three secondary Visitors (Ovsepian, Gebremarium, and Pupillo), Mr. Snake and one mystery magnet! Cool!
Do you believe in Tooty Tooty?
$16 (+2.75 S&H)
This exercise in graphic information conveyance is partially applying subway map style semiotics to the Interstate System, and partially illustrating the centrial arteries of the country. It is also neat-o to look at.
16"x20" lovely, high-resolution archival prints on 35lb. coated matte paper, Edition of 1000, signed and numbered.
THE EISENHOWER INTERSTATE SYSTEM (Simplified) PRINT $12 (+6.50 S&H) USPS PRIORITY MAIL (US/Canada)
Please allow 1-2 weeks for shipping on this item.
THE EISENHOWER INTERSTATE SYSTEM (Simplified) PRINT $12 (+4.50 S&H) USPS MEDIA MAIL (US only)
Please allow 2-5 weeks for shipping on this item.
THE EISENHOWER INTERSTATE SYSTEM (Simplified) PRINT $12 (+10 S&H) USPS INT'L AIR (Worldwide)
Please allow 2-5 weeks for shipping on this item.
The Poop Sign is such a sophmoric silly thing, but oh how everyone seems to enjoy it! Inspired by this comic starring Box-Head and myself, these professionally made vinyl & aluminum Poop Signs are 8" wide and come with double-stick tape on the back, so they're ready to be mounted anywhere you might need a Poop Sign! Don't miss out on this amazing opportunity, because a Poop Sign will be the holiday gift that everyone will remember and delight in!
"It looks like a stop sign but it says poop instead of stop! It's crazy!"
POOP SIGN (US/Canada) $8 (+3 S&H)
POOP SIGN (Worldwide) $8 (+7 S&H)
Now's your chance to have your own little ball of pure recycled sign vinyl joy! Vinyl Ball (39" wide, 350lb.) himself was the result of a year and a half's waste vinyl in a tiny four-man shop. Imagine how much gets tossed out around the world! Chris collects scrap and waste vinyl from local sign shops and turns it into pointless but exciting products like Vinyl Ball, Jr. because he is totally insane and writing about himself in the third person. VB, Jrs. are about 3" in diameter (the size of a baseball) and are soft in the summer and rock hard in the winter. Every single one is going to be different - who knows what your Vinyl Ball, Jr. is going to look like!
VINYL BALL, JR. (US/Canada) $10 (+6 S&H)
VINYL BALL, JR. (Worldwide) $10 (+9 S&H)
This Wonderful Stuff is Copyright Chris Yates 2004-07
